Right now, I am sitting across Mr. McAwesome who is eating the remains of the Thai food I got this morning because I was not going to cook. It's the last day of the honeymoon - the last day that anyone will actually care that recently, we combined to form The McAwesomes.
Here's what I've learned about getting married -
I have PoHoMoHO - Post HoneyMoon Hang Over. I am suffering from a glamorous disease. I've had a week to relax and I need more. I can't go back into general population tomorrow - I relaxed off just the wedding stress - I need to relax off all the pre-we (pre-wedding). I was almost there yesterday - look at us! LOOK AT HOW MCAWESOME MR. MCAWESOME AND I ARE:
Mr. and Mrs. McAwesome at The Top of the Mark in San Francisco....kissin'.
Today, I am wearing bunny slippers. And I have a bug bite on my head that makes me look like a Gwen Stefani wannabe from 1996. How the McAwesome have fallen.
Here's what I've learned about getting married -
- You will begin to hate the wedding.
- You will start to hallucinate that your name is "Wedding"
- You will hate your new name
- You will stare at the registry and will it to buy you presents
- You will want to hit those precious girls you call your bridesmaids...
- ...until you remember the part about presents
- You will want to hit people who ask what to wear to the wedding
- You will begin to fuck with people who ask what to wear to the wedding
- You wish you didn't invite so many people
- You begin to love math. People = PRESENTS
- You will hi5ive yourself as you have your belief confirmed that bridal magazines are stupid
- You will cry when you get your first presents...
- ...five seconds later, you will refresh the browser screen to see if anyone bought anything else from the registry
I have PoHoMoHO - Post HoneyMoon Hang Over. I am suffering from a glamorous disease. I've had a week to relax and I need more. I can't go back into general population tomorrow - I relaxed off just the wedding stress - I need to relax off all the pre-we (pre-wedding). I was almost there yesterday - look at us! LOOK AT HOW MCAWESOME MR. MCAWESOME AND I ARE:
Mr. and Mrs. McAwesome at The Top of the Mark in San Francisco....kissin'.
Today, I am wearing bunny slippers. And I have a bug bite on my head that makes me look like a Gwen Stefani wannabe from 1996. How the McAwesome have fallen.
Apparently, the thing I want to get you isn't distributed through Amazon.com, so it won't ship to your address. Can you email me your mailing address, please?
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